their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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