For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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