Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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