I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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