The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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