So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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