who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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