Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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