Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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