i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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