toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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