Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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