I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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