It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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