What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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