do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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I want you more than these girls want KFC
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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