this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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