her vagine was all disorganized.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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You smell like stripper and shame
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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