Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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