I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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