playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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