just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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