you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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