I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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