Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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