i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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