Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
did i just pee glitter
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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