Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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