It's Friday. Sex?
the condom got lost in my hair
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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