My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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