He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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