I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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