Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
we should paint friendship bongs
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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