WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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