she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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