With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
