Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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