Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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