Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
how drunk are you?
Several
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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