You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My life is pants optional.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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