called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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