just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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