Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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