Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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