My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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