Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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