How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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