This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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