Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she smelled like a LAN party
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Two words: nipple clamps
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