Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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