dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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