just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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