He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
