We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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