idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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