I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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